what the fuck are u trying to say
The Three Little Pigs each tried different methods for finding a job after college. The First Little Pig perfected his résumé, the Second Little Pig applied to every place he could find, and the Third Little Pig opened another pint of Ben & Jerry’s and cried watching old Nicktoons.
When I tell people that I like Wuthering Heights, I often get the feeling that they’re eyeing me in a “…seriously?” kind of way. So even though this is such a middle school thing to do, I just wanted to clarify:
I like Wuthering Heights because I’ve always seen it as a…